Hungry for new staff

Posted By: Thomas Shaw, 6:41pm Thursday 01 January 2009

Last night, while preparing for New Years celebrations, I ventured down to my friends local pizza shop in St Kilda East called Wise Guys (awesome pizza) and noticed they are looking for some new staff? Creative! I didn’t get a very good photo of the advert, but text is below.

WANTED

We're looking for some extra crew to join out gang. Casual hours, good pay, great place, cool Boss.

Delivery Drivers - must have license
Cooks - must have all fingers on both hands
Kitchen Hand - must be good with a blade
Pizza Bashers - yepp
Cleaners - someone has to do it!!
Cement Shoe Maker - please include resume

Drop us a note, call the shop or come in and see us. Oh yeah... I forgot!

Pizza eaters - come in and buy one
Everyone else - take a look at our menu